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NSFW Jokes
lol I wish this was real. Maybe teach guys how to do some shit.
The fact that a Vagina could be color coded frightens me.
So could a penis really.
There’d just only be like 2 colours. It’s pretty hard to lose at Penis Hero.i dunno about you but my vagina is not this complexe…
More realistic then Guitar Hero
Maybe my next URL will be metalparishiltonsexdollforyou…
What's the speed limit of sex?
68, because AT 69 YOU HAVE TO TURN AROUND
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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think about it
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LOL geek boy’s happy
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(via sinisteragape)
oh okay.
metalcumguzzlinggutterslutforyou:
Epic for an icon?
emoticons
We all know those cute little computer symbols
called ‘emoticons,’ where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-(
Well, how about some ‘Aussicons?’
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) a sore arse
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that’s been around
(_x_) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb Arse
