December 2009
39 posts
Joke
Q. Why don’t guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex? A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
molliethewhippoorwill:
annacannabis:noodel-the-cat:
Marry it!
omg this took me so long to udnerstand.
Noodel, you so crazy.
What do you say to a feminist that has no legs or...
dumbleydore:
noodel-the-cat:
Nice tits
Oh my god can i just have sex to this music...
(via prawnstar)
Here you go the Club vibe http://www.ohmibod.com/clubvibe
What's the speed limit of sex?
greenisthebestcolorever:
68, because AT 69 YOU HAVE TO TURN AROUND
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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