December 2010
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17. Despite the old saying: ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’. Many men still sleep with their wives!!
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……
13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small…
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
8. Virginity can be cured.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.
4.. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying: ’No hard feelings….’
3. A wife is a sex object.. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Joke
1. When I was born, I was given a choice: A big dick or a good memory… I don’t remember, what I chose.